Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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A few suggestionsSqualid pub: Fetid Inn
Twins deafened by the ultrasound scan: Feti Din
Grossly obese professor at Oxford: Fatty Don
Epileptic Dandy star: Fitty Dan
Chubby woman golfer: Fat, Teed Anne
Handsome cheese: Fit Edam
Cockney tailoring: Fitted 'Im
I'll take a modest 10% of clicks for any long, implausible stories ending with any of these.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)
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