Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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piles.PILES.back when i was young and leafy,and the world was bronzed,smooth-skinned and youthful, there was a big craze for the pokemon cards.Being the young,wealthy twat I was I had to get some too,if only to fit in.However,my older,more cynical mate pulled me from Woolworths (remember that?Me neither.) at the last minute and delivered a lecture on the danger of 'piles'.
'Why do you call these shiny pieces of printed card 'piles',older-and-more-experienced-friend?' quoth I.
'Sooner or later every arsehole gets them.' said he,peeling a grapefruit with a small,small knife.
How right he was.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 4:24, Reply)
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