Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Compost them alive!It's the only language they understand!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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HahahahaWell said CHCB.
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damn youthat made me snort
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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beat them to death...with their own "ethically-sourced hand-woven from local-hemp by skilled third-world craftsmen" sandals, fill their throats with organic hummus, rammed down with a folk-art digeridoo, brand them with a red-hot dreamcatcher and bury them head-down in their own compost, before setting fire to their feet using their copies of the Guardian as kindling...
It's harsh, but it's for the best.
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