having done the public school thing...
I can understand the type of hooray-henrietta taht you're talking about. Usually the sister of the fellow at my school, who would be called Brett or Spencer. Still, the local version of said harpy-haven was run by a closet lesbian who had "special friends" in the 6th form, the 5th formers were, en-masse, suspended for offering favours to lorry drivers arrving at the neighbouring Morrisons and it was pretty much guaranteed that if you wanted to, a bottle of own-brand vodka would get you into the knickers of any girl in the school...

I never partook of their pleasures for fear that my cock would explode on contact with their over-used spam flaps...

Still, their school got bought out by my old place as it meant they could build a swimming pool...how the Jocastas and Prunellas must have hated that. mwahahaha
(Chad, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:23, 2 replies)

sounds right!
To be fair, some people at that school were ok. They were fellow geeks, and they're the only ones I'm in touch with. It makes me very happy to say that I'm doing good stuff in the music industry, my friends from that school are now variously living in Oz/New Zealand/have set up their own successful companies and are very happy.
Most of the bitches/tossers went into daddy's firm in the city or got given a job as an estate agent by Uncle Henry's firm. Lots of them are now looking for jobs.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:31, closed)

cough cough
St Marys cough cough cough
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 10:57, closed)

*coughcough*
closebutnocigar

*coughcough*
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:32, closed)

I know
I was teasing!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:47, closed)

hehe
I still maintain that St Mary's girls weren't as bad as those from the Perse or the Leys.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:56, closed)

So let me get this straight.....
There's a girl's boarding school, full of posh totty who like a bit of rough, willing to put out for a bottle of cheap booze?

Where the frigging hell was this information when I needed it? Fuckit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:47, closed)

It's every girls' boarding school.
That's the law.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:14, closed)