Since arriving on your planet
the best 10 films I have seen are:

The King of Comedy
I really identify with Rupert Pupkin, a tragic 'fish out of water' character, who only wants to be appreciated for his unique talent.

Carry On At Your Convenience
This was the first film I ever saw when I got to England and it taught me all I ever needed to know about your country.

Avatar
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, this looked like a documentary to me (Pandora looks a lot like the pleasure planet Florana) and made me homesick. Watch it about ten times a year.

Con Air
When I am feeling down and depressed, which is not often, but it happens, this knockabout comedy with its cast of comical characters never fails to cheer me up!

Catwoman
I LOVE Halle Berry in this and have got a bit of a crush on her, even more so now I am a girl. I fantaise regularly about having lenghty lesbicious lick-out sessions with her in her leather bra and pants and me dressed as a cat. MEEEOW!

Alan Partridge Alpha Papa The Movie
I really identify with Alan Partridge, a tragic 'fish out of water' character, who only wants to be appreciated for his unique talent.

Under the Skin
Like Avatar I thought this was a documentary. Those things exist, you know.

Bird on a Wire
This brings back very happy memories of a nice weekend I spent in the company of Mel Gibson. He really is a nice bloke, you know, and not at all anti semitic or homophobic, or whatever it is he is meant to be. Not many people know this but he has the largest collection of umbrellas in the world. He likes to open them all and drop them from the roof of his Beverly Hills mansion and watch them float down to the polo court. The two hours I spent with him doing this were amongst the best 120 minutes I have ever spent on uour miserable, shitty little world, you horrible, smelly, stupid, ugly, useless, worthless cunts.

The Silence of the Lambs
I really identify with Buffalo Bill, a tragic 'fish out of water' character, who only wants to be appreciated for his unique talent. And it's got a Fall song in it.

The Towering Inferno
Imagine dying in a fire! TERRIFYING!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 22 May 2015, 10:35, 4 replies)

IMdB rating: 9/10
Would watch again.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 22 May 2015, 10:55, closed)

I love The King of Comedy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:41, closed)

polo court, you plebian.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:22, closed)

lol for Inferno
well played
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:38, closed)