The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
/unlurk
I have been on this site for years, but I have not until this moment felt the need to post, shocked to see that its not had a mention yet.
This film follows the exploits of Ford Fairlane - Rock and roll detective. It features enough hideously dated and pointless one liners from the USA's favourite 80s comic Andrew "the diceman" Clay to fill..... well, this film. That and a koala that hangs itself. One of the best worst films I have ever seen. Enjoy!
/lurk
(Gavtheman, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:29, 3 replies)

But does he like to relax in his private saltwater jacuzzi?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:54, closed)

Alright Ford Fairlane,
you fat, ugly, retarded, unshaven, psychopathic Australian cunt.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:18, closed)

I thought this a weirdly cryptic dig at a certain Ozzy,
but it turns out it's a real thing. Jesus.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:46, closed)