FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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The Penis SongIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Don't try reciting this to a girl you like. It does not work.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:50, 2 replies)
HaI actually have this record somewhere......
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:19, closed)
along with"Every Sperm is Sacred"
AICMFP
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:44, closed)
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