It's funny but

I've been flirted with by gay guys more often than you'd expect. Well, more than I'd expect anyway. Even when I've been with Mrs G, waiters have been very attentive, much to Mrs G's amusement. Don't think she'd be quite so amused if it was waitresses, but then, that doesn't seem to happen.

The oddest one was when I just having a quiet drink after work in a pub in York. I was on my own sitting at the bar, just enjoying a well-earned beer. After a few minutes, the bloke sitting a couple of stools down started up a conversation with me.

"You know, there are only two racecourses in Britain without the letter 'E' in their name. I bet you can't name them." I'm fairly sure that's what he said.

"Well Ascot's one of them," I said, having been there fairly recently for a craft show, "and then there's York of course."

He seemed a bit put out, "Well, yeah."

"What about Ayr? and Plumpton?" I added, "they haven't got 'E's either."

Hah. That'll teach him to try to chat me up. Anyway, he had a funny cap on and he was a bit old for me.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:34, 6 replies)

Flirty FAIL
The tricky question he should have asked is "Name the four race courses without the letters R A C and E in their name", before asking for a reach-around.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:41, closed)

Maybe he did
My memory ain't what it used to be.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:48, closed)

Sandown Park?
Also,
Ffos Las
Wincanton
Huntingdon
Ludlow
Bath
Goodwood
Salisbury
Hamilton Park
Nottingham
Ripon
Warwick
Thirsk
Windsor
Haydock Park
Brighton
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:43, closed)

Ffos Las

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:43, closed)

Haha, beat you.

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:45, closed)

He was obviously a bit confused or incredibly stupid
The least you could've done was take him to the bogs for a quick pitty fuck.

Where's your manners, ehhh???
( SpankyHanky, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:17, closed)