'Promotions'
I was promoting a beer in the pub I worked (read landlord was buying it in 8pound for a case of 24 and selling it 5 bottles for a tenner) and as is the case with 'promotions' you have to tart yourself up a bit (like I cared I was getting a cut of the profits...semi prostitution?), inevitably you would get the odd letch and try hard but one night, I was talking to a really lovely guy, bit of flirting both ways things are going good, I can feel good things in me water about this one then out of nowhere, he tells me, 'you are really pretty but your hair's a bit shit'. I really had no comeback and walked away with my shit hair held high.*
*cried in the toilets and wanked myself sore.
(Bababoon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:36, 6 replies)

£5 says he was a 'pick up artist'
Read a few bits about 'negs' and you'll see what mindset the daft bugger was in.
(MattWPBS, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 0:39, closed)

If he was a pickup artist he wasn't doing a very good job. The neg is supposed to be subtle to lower a woman's defenses, not offensive and insulting to her.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:49, closed)

He could have just bought
me a a lager and lime (a half I am a lady after all).
(Bababoon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 20:30, closed)

He just lost The Game.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:32, closed)

LIES!
I bet you looked lovely
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 3:44, closed)

Obviously
except for my shit hair.
(Bababoon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:45, closed)