FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Wood for the treesRewind 10 years or so, pre MrsMoriarty, on holiday in Gran Canaria. 4 girls in villa next door, on first night out I wander over to say hi. Flirt level on max. Charms work a treat and before I know it I have a girl I dont know sat on my knee and you know what happens next dont you.
Nothing. Im too stupid to notice my flirting charms have actually worked as she is sat on my knee for fucks sake. Before I know it im watching her cop off with my mate who is the travel rep and im left thinking WTF.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:23, 2 replies)
so how did you turn it around?I feel this is only half the story... :)
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 23:07,
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Only half life stort true.
Said girl then informed me on last night of hols that she would indeed have allowed me to horizontal jog with her all night long and in future stop being such a gentleman and nail her next time.
With that, I went home asked the girl out at the gym I fancied and who became MrsMoriarty. That was 9 years ago. Everyone is useless sometimes for a reason.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 7:40, closed)
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