Telephone flirting
Be very cautious when flirting on the phone with someone you have not met.

Due to past experience I now apply the following rule:

'Sounds nice on the phone, add ten stone'.

Trust me on this one...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 0:48, 11 replies)

The man's right

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 1:01, closed)

erm
Add twenty...

(She was massive)
(HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 7:39, closed)

I've been there as well...

And after she arrived from the States for a couple of weeks, I shagged her once.
And that was one time too many.
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:00, closed)

Hubba hubba!
"can we turn the light off when we have sex?"
"the the lightbulb is burning my fucking arse!"
(HamptonSmall ...smoking my pipe since, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:51, closed)

Complete truth.

10 stones was a bit harsh, but still a lot bigger than id hoped. She is a terrible flirt herself so everytime I call I think ah sod it and flirt back
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:11, closed)

True, true
I deal with a lot of sexy voiced 'phone calls as part of my job. Just the voice is enough! And a bit of extra discount counts for a lot.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:36, closed)

Definitely
I can still recall Michelle from Ceilings Distribution from nearly 20 years ago...

*shudder*

But Kayleigh from Watts Tyres was a dirty slag on the phone - we'd just pass her round the office :)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:40, closed)

Add ten Stone...
... and 40 Marlboros a day in my case... D'oh!!!
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:57, closed)

I had the opposite.
Mrs Vagabond is well lush, and the first time she called me at work, my boss answered, and - quite rightly - said "There's a woman with a very sexy voice wants to speak with you ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:34, closed)

Yup
I remember a very husky-voiced, laughing, flirting woman who worked at our head office, to the point where the little clique of office juniors I was part of would bicker over whose turn it was to phone Paulette.

A couple of years and four promotions later, I joined head office myself, and was disappointed to discove that as well as the voice of a particularly dirty stripper, she had the face and figure of a chainsmoking lady shotputter. Her almost comically shy assistant was pant-crustingly fit though...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:23, closed)

sexy sardinian chick....
dealing with her for months before we actually got to island. Couldn't wait to meet her.

Add 15 stone, remove eyebrows. Then, place on scooter for comedy effect. No, really.

Great fun though. Really nice girl. Just, well, fucking minging.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:45, closed)