Gym Fun
There is a pretty girl I regularly see at the gym, and we've been flirting with each other while jogging on the treadmills ever since she accidentally left her ipod on the machine before I started using it, then playfully accused me of stealing it.

The first of us to arrive usually tries to orchestrate it so that we can be on the treadmills next to each other, i.e. I usually pick 3 empty treadmills and go on the one in the middle so she can go either side when she arrives.

A month or so back, I did this, but two old biddies showed up and shotgunned the ones either side of me, choosing to barely jog while talking across me. Cheers. I then see my jogging buddy come in behind on the mirror at the front, notice, give a slight scowl and hang back on the cross trainers so she can wait till one leaves.

As soon as the one to my right gets off, I see her jump off the cross trainer, walk briskly towards me, jump onto the treadmill and turn to speak. Unbeknownst to her, the old fool hadn't actually turned the thing off and I'm greeted to a blur of a girl yelling 'Hiiiiiiiiiyaaaah' while having her legs thrown from under her. She actually fell horizontal across it, got rolled over and spat off the back.

I had to stop running cos I was laughing so much. I would have died of embarrassment if it was me, but she just gets straight up, turns it off, jumps back on, gives the brightest of smiles and says 'can't you go one day without sweeping me off my feet?'


Update: Wont leave you guys hanging, yes, we've been dating about 3 weeks. She's a geotechnical engineer, half-turk and confident to point of it being intimidating at times, but also funny, cute and very intelligent. And we run at the gym together a few times a week, still doing the whole 'trying to be next to each other' thing as we don't finish work at the same time. We're like two kids.
( Regger, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:02, 10 replies)

That is
only part one of a story you must finish.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:45, closed)

Well....
....seal the deal already! You know, close the loop, step up to the plate, pork the gym-bint.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:09, closed)

That's great!
You get another click if you give us more!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:30, closed)

is it nice in that closet?
have you met mr tumnus yet? i assume you ARE a closeted shirter right? because otherwise, one would assume that there would be NO reason on god's green earth you'd let an opening like that drift past without action. unless you're a eunuch. are you a eunuch?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:30, closed)

More!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:04, closed)

This girl needs pumped
Even the most inept ham-fisted virgin could see that! Don't just stand there - get on with it!

And we need a conclusion to this story before the QOTW changes, so look lively would you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:23, closed)

Awww
You have to ask her out!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:48, closed)

So this post...
Is the new Barry from Eastenders? :o)
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:59, closed)

if you haven't been in
up to your apricots within a couple of hours of leaving the gym next time you're both in there, I'd have no choice but to second Mr L'Oaf's sage words.

GET IN THERE!
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:16, closed)

You know
It's customary to end posts like this with "...and it'll be our first anniversary next Tuesday." Please for the love of god tell me you closed the deal!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:48, closed)