Flirting
Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Pickup lines where even if you win you lose.
"Hey, is that a copy of 'The Fountainhead'?"
"You know, when I first saw you I thought you were Sarah Palin."
"Excuse me...did you say you wrote 'Twilight' fan-fiction?"
"If you're giving it, I'd love a free personality test."
"Do you come here often? Well, not literally here...accident sites in general."
"You know, I could help you get BNP membership. They let blacks in now."
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:48, 5 replies)
"Hey, is that a copy of 'The Fountainhead'?"
"You know, when I first saw you I thought you were Sarah Palin."
"Excuse me...did you say you wrote 'Twilight' fan-fiction?"
"If you're giving it, I'd love a free personality test."
"Do you come here often? Well, not literally here...accident sites in general."
"You know, I could help you get BNP membership. They let blacks in now."
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( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:48, 5 replies)
Damn it apeloverage, I'd been planning to get some work done today...
"Well, I've always been fascinated by the whole Gaian Earth-mother philosophy...tell me more."
"Do you come here often? Well, these clinics in general?"
"Like the armband...that's a swastika, isn't it?"
"Tourette's syndrome? Well, I like a girl who speaks her mind..."
"So how long have you been a Hank Williams fan?"
"That's a fine piece of ass you've got there...do you often mutilate donkeys, then?"
"So, your friend was telling me you used to sing lead vocals for Dead or Alive..."
"So at what point did you realise I hadn't locked the back door?"
"I'd never have guessed those weren't your own teeth!"
"Wow, we have so much in common...right down to the genitalia..."
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:59, closed)
"Well, I've always been fascinated by the whole Gaian Earth-mother philosophy...tell me more."
"Do you come here often? Well, these clinics in general?"
"Like the armband...that's a swastika, isn't it?"
"Tourette's syndrome? Well, I like a girl who speaks her mind..."
"So how long have you been a Hank Williams fan?"
"That's a fine piece of ass you've got there...do you often mutilate donkeys, then?"
"So, your friend was telling me you used to sing lead vocals for Dead or Alive..."
"So at what point did you realise I hadn't locked the back door?"
"I'd never have guessed those weren't your own teeth!"
"Wow, we have so much in common...right down to the genitalia..."
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:59, closed)
Chatting up goths is fun:
"No no - what's your real name?"
"Want to come for a ride in my porsche? It's black."
"I bet that outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer, eh?"
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:41, closed)
"No no - what's your real name?"
"Want to come for a ride in my porsche? It's black."
"I bet that outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer, eh?"
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:41, closed)
So do you like Emo music?
Didn't I see you on 'Sex Change Hospital'?
I've always admired woman shotputters.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:07, closed)
Didn't I see you on 'Sex Change Hospital'?
I've always admired woman shotputters.
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:07, closed)
What a coincidence!
I live right by your school!
Wow! We have the same parole officer? You think we can check in together?
We're wearing the same underwear!(Is it worse if it's transformers tighties?)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:59, closed)
I live right by your school!
Wow! We have the same parole officer? You think we can check in together?
We're wearing the same underwear!(Is it worse if it's transformers tighties?)
( , Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:59, closed)
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