i like the direct approach
some of my most memorable encounters have started with me spotting a nice-looking man, pointing at his face and asking "is anyone sitting there?" the look of shocked disbelief always amuses me.
i once asked a bloke "what are you doing tonight, apart from taking me home?"
we were together for 3 months, before i got bored.
flirting is good, being an outright slut is waaay more fun!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:25, 12 replies)

Hey,
How YOU doin?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:32, closed)

YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:55, closed)

There's more than enough lovin
to go round, don't worry!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:01, closed)

two is fun
three is awesome ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:44, closed)

wait your turn
i'm under the doctor at the moment ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:43, closed)

see this face
It's leaving in ten minutes.... be on it
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 16:37, closed)

i would
but the seat is too small :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 17:43, closed)

I wish I had your balls.
*jeolouses*
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 19:13, closed)

that would probably work as a line too
(arse. i clicked "i like this" instead of reply. now i look stupid)
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 19:27, closed)

i used to go drinking with my mates
good-looking girls, not one of them above a size 12. i was about 25 stones and had a haircut like a militant lesbian. i'd always manage to pull within the first 5 minutes and they'd go home on their own! they never realised that it's attitude that gets you the attention. oh, i don't mean be really loud and crass, that just gets you beer-swilling troglodytes. just act as if the party can now start because you're there. never stand in a corner waiting for a man to come over, he'll think you're frigid. just remember, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't, but at least you'll have fun doing it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 19:30, closed)

YEAH RIGHT

(foxy01, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 12:07, closed)

i'm sure your attitude
has them just falling over themselves to get to you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:03, closed)