Match making mistakes
I was on a night out in Sunderland with some friends when I spotted a rather attractive young lady on the dance floor. This isn't the type of thing you expect to see in Sunderland, as it's full of underage teens and over weight women who's age could only be guessed by cutting them open and counting the rings, but I digress.

Said lovely lady was looking at me, checking me out. I casualy edge closer to her on the dance floor, still sober enough to be actualy dancing, not just flailing to music. When I get a bit closer, she moves across and "accidently" stands on my foot.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" she says. "No problem." I reply with an ever so slightly cocky smile. Smile is returned by the girl who then asks "Hey, are you single?" At this point, I'm pretty damn pleased with myself, finaly feeling confident and like things are going my way. "Yes acctualy, I am." comes my reply. I'm prepairing to buy her a drink, share a dance, steal a kiss and slip her my phone number. Clearly, fate had outher plans for me, as the little angel looks me in the eye and asks "Are you gay?" I was a bit shocked "What? No!" I reply with a slight laugh. She must be teasing me, thats it, shes just teasing me. She looks down slightly before meeting my eye and following up with this beauty. "Oh, well, are you sure? I'm looking for a boyfriend for my brother, you woulden't like to go out with him would you?" "No, I'm not gay." There was a long awkward slience. I left the dance floor.

I'd love to say this story had a happy ending but later that night a drunk girl fell over and elbowed me in my testicles, and in the take away anouther girl told me I was "clearly gay as fuck."
(Mong goose, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 20:24, 4 replies)

i also think you're totally gay for cock.
if that's any help.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 20:29, closed)

i think you may be gay

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 20:39, closed)

...and the third one's the charm.
Yep, that's it. You're gay.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:22, closed)

Just because you're thin and neat doesn't make you fond of Greek love surely?
(Benzyl, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:40, closed)