It will happen
There is a really fit guy at work. The thing is, he is married with two kids. And I'm a bloke.

I flirt with him daily and he loves it. He is becoming much more flirtacious with me, even sending me emails that are suggestive, but not too suggestive that anything would happen.

he is hot and I so would, but won't. He's blatantly flirting with me, knowing that nothing would ever happen. The shit.

Someone made a jokey comment about me and his pants. I went beetroot and nearly vommed on the floor. Way to play it cool
(Eeevil You are losers, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 0:47, 8 replies)

cunt

(foxy01, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 11:50, closed)

Are you absolutely sure he's 100% straight?
Just because he's married with children, that does not mean he could not possibly be gay. Many gay people form heterosexual relationships simply because they want children.

[Edit - this was meant to be a reply to the OP. Sorry - clicked the wrong link.]
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 15:24, closed)

I'll let you know
If I get him into bed. I have decided I will work on it this week and just go in for the kill
(Eeevil You are losers, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 15:47, closed)

You sir, are the cunt
Now fuck off back to your soiled bed you fucking idiot
(Eeevil You are losers, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 15:46, closed)

And the award for most eloquent, witty reply goes to...

(TheColonel, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:45, closed)

fuck off too
Dick
(Eeevil You are losers, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:32, closed)

Or
He could be bi. It has been known.
( .Yeti., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 15:46, closed)

sweeeet
the married ones are such squeelers.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 23:49, closed)