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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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chat up lines of the EU
Some bloke in Copenhagen tried to chat me up with this:

"you know, I have the only dog in Copenhagen with blue eyes, would you like to come and see my dog?"

In Barcelona someone opened with:

"Hey, do you take coke?"
"er, no"
"oh, no me neither. What's your name?"

Suffice to say neither was onto a winner here.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)
In Copenhagen
A rather fit girl grabbed my hands and looked at them. I thought: Hey, this is fucking good!

Then she said: "You have very feminine hands."

And then she fucked off into the night, leaving me looking down at my 'gay hands' wondering what the fuck she was talking about.

Scandanavians are odd.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:53, closed)
Unless she was a lesbian as of course all Scandies are...
And you just missed out on potentially 'gay-hand fingering' her.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:12, closed)
Your hands have no skin on their palms,
must be all that wanking friction making them smooth :D
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:43, closed)
Why don't you like blue-eyed dogs?

(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:24, closed)
I do like blue eyed dogs (if they're real)...
But it's a pretty big claim to make. Did he go to every dog owner's house to check?? Perhaps not.

Besides, he managed to ask me with a voice not dissimilar to the sinister Gestapo baddie from raiders of the lost ark.

And, he also told me not long after he was on the run... oh, hang on, I suppose a breaking and entering charge could fit into his original claims, did I judge him too soon??
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:43, closed)

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