FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Bony CheezesI know a guy who 'is' called Bony Jesus.
His chat up technique is to go up to the most attractive girl in the pub/club/queue/cage and try to chat her up. When this fails he waits a few minutes, then tries with the next most attractive, and so on.
This sequential approach to dry humping is sometimes successful, sometime unsuccessful, and always insulting when you explain it to someone he tried to chat up at 1 a.m.
I told a couple of (female) friends about this, and, now they are aware of it, they see it everywhere. And when they see it they point at the guy and shout "Bony Jesus".
I look forward to the time they are in the same club as him.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)
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