FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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My Flirting FailA Vet, living over the meadow from me, classy British bird, jodpurs, leather boots etc, a wank bank of memories (but she was the mistress of the father of the daughter I had a big crush on), she was at an xmas drinkie poos party at said father's home that daughter had invited me too. Trying to chat up daughter and the posh vet is grinding her cunt into my shoulder as I sit and try make conversation with said daughter.
Leaving (coincidentialy) with the posh VET (alone), she says "Hot isn't it", I mumbly reply, yup the weather forecasters got it right for a change.
It was Winter FFS. Suicide was thought of the following morning.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 20:41,
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