Lurking and learning
Being of the non flirtatious type,
I have read and absorbed much of the wisdom imparted on this here QOTW .
Sage words indeed from many wise and knowing regulars.

Can I just take this moment to say






Your advice on flirting sucks.

Sitting home alone again looking askance at a cucumber who wont object ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:28, 14 replies)

Actually...
That cucumber told me it hates you.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:29, closed)

waaah
even the non inanimate object hates me

Doomed Iam, doomed I tell aa
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:32, closed)

Something about wizard's sleeve....I dunno

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:42, closed)

I'm too tired and frustrated
to get the Wizards Sleeve referance

And also not enough of an internet geek ;)

Not that I have anything against internet geeks , god bless em, they keep me amused
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:49, closed)

See this is the problem...
We're just one big game to you.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:55, closed)

Oi!!
I just googled it.

cheeky sod PMSL
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:46, closed)

non
(TheColonel, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:22, closed)

Thanks, Colonel
It beggars belief.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:24, closed)

so
still getting your five a day, eh?
;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 0:12, closed)

well
I certainly had more than 5 large portions of Gin last night ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:48, closed)

Wisdom & QOTW...
Not two words you hear together in a sentence very often. And I do hope you washed that cucumber first.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:28, closed)

.... and after
(AndySpanners not working too hard on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:50, closed)

:)
Well someone came home very drunk last night, and I'm not looking at any of you lot

Cyber flirting, its the future


And the cucumber was a lie ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:37, closed)

No cucumber
It was a marrow?
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:37, closed)