I got a 3 month old kitten
When it's rarely quiet in the house and I'm sitting there by myself watching some telly or playing the Xbox, the kitten (Pepper) climbs up onto the sofa and tries to get comfy near me.

Not a problem thinks I, he's a kitten and he's not currently trying to eat my feet (he randomly attacks my feet if I happen to be anywhere near him; he's like a cute furry minature sumo wrestler). The problems start when he suddenly gets over-comfy.

He starts purring like an old diesel engine and attempts to climb up me to me neck and face. There he'll do a number of things; try to climb under me neck , randomly lick my face or rather worse, pin me face in one direction while he attempts to clean my fucking ear out. Talk about freaking me out, it's only a matter of time before the litte furball tries to skullfuck me.

I'm living in fear.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:20, 8 replies)

Can I be first
to suggest a pussy reference?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:43, closed)

ARGH ME FACE!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:52, closed)

ORLY?
Do you want to see my puppies?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:07, closed)

click
for kitten rape
( venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:32, closed)

at least it hasn't tried
to milk you yet
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:45, closed)

It doesn't get any better when they get older
Try the same with a muscular 10lb+ tom cat that likes cuddles.. Fortunately not overly keen on licking, but the attempts to stick a wet nose anywhere other than Not On Me are never appreciated.
(syllopsium, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:54, closed)

Aww
kitten pics please
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:04, closed)

here he is (have posted him on here b4)

Will have to film him, he's mental when he's playing :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:24, closed)