Mmmmm Irresistible
I work in an FE College. One day my colleague came into the office fairly salivating over a gorgeous student she had seen. That afternoon said stud wandered into our office, as fate would have it he was a student belonging to my department and had to come over to my desk and ask me lots of questions. Seeing the opportunity to wind my mate up I went into full charm mode. I had him chuckling and smiling in no time oh and leaning over to look at my computer screen as I explained things to him.

Then I saw it!

Right there propped up against the PC where he cannot have failed to see it ........ the box of Immodium! Yes right there proclaiming "THIS WOMAN HAS THE SHITS"

Three years later and my workmate is still pissing herself laughing.
(3badcats, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:22, 6 replies)

Pffft.
Needs more Tenalady.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:38, closed)

I taught in FE for 6 years
If I'd been caught salivating over a female student, I'd have had the book thrown at me.
(lolwhites, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:38, closed)

Yeah but it's different for women.
Erm ... for some reason.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:05, closed)

Nah we are lowly support staff, students are fair game. Mind you (does quick calculation) I know of about 4 lecturers that have gone on to marry students ..... and one that has shagged a boatload!
(3badcats, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:03, closed)

Ex-students are fair game
But if it's a student in your class, you're sailing very close to the wind. Students under 18 count as being in your care and therefore off limits, even if they're over the age of consent.
(lolwhites, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:44, closed)

So the tutor who shagged a boatload...
was sailing close to the wind?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:17, closed)