The break-up kit
Food - preferably frozen ready meals.

Drink - soft drinks. Steer clear of the hard stuff. (You risk waking up in a strange bed with some strangers cum leaking out of your clout).

Entertainment - Get a boxset of some cheesy American drama (Battlestar Galactica, Prison Break, ER, that sort of thing), and sit and watch every episode while eating ready meals and drinking coke.

Should take the best part of a week.

You'll be fine after that.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:46, 2 replies)

Not to mention several stone heavier and therefore without a chance of getting on the rebound for another six months
By which time you'll be fine.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:47, closed)

But to counter the weight gain
You'll have an encyclopedic knowledge of Series 1 of Battlestar Galactia.

That's sure to get somebody in the sack.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, closed)

I'd take a piece of that action
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 22:29, closed)

And for the girly version of this
Substitute ready meals and coke for chocolate and ice cream, and Battlestar Galactica for Scrubs (although Battlestar is AWESOME).
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:51, closed)

Battlestar is AWSOME ???
Proves my point.

Knowledge of cheesy American dramas = full blown sexual intercourse with a real live woman.

If I'd have said the complete back catalogue of Antiques Roadshow that probably wouldn't have had the same effect.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, closed)

Very true
But women need something to cry at for a week after a break up.

However, my boyfriend introduced me to Battlestar a little a while ago and yes, full blown hot horny sex with a woman has been happening for him ;)

Argos you say? Those glossy pages do make me a little moist...
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:56, closed)

Argos?
You didn't say argos. I don't know where I got that from. Ahem, do excuse me...
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:59, closed)

*observes*
*takes notes*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, closed)

AaaahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAhhhhhhh !!!
Argos makes you horny!!!

Fair plays.

I get quite erect whenever I think about Iceland.

(Especially the frozen fish isle).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, closed)

Frozen fish is NOTHING
compared to the microwaves pages. Mmm.... Microwaves...
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:22, closed)