Oh look
another questions which is virtually identical to an old one.

Woo fucking hoo.

I've got a story. I was working in a restaurant. The customer was really rude, so being the sad impotent loser that I was, instead of just accepting that some people are cunts I went into the kitchen and started beating one off onto his pizza.

And he ate my jizz without knowing it! That makes me the coolest person in all the world and he is a person who ate jizz without knowing it! Isn't that jus the funniest fucking thing you've ever fucking heard!

I still work as a waiter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:40, 8 replies)

2 minds
eh?
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:41, closed)

Stop being so moody
Feel free to suggest a good supply of original and interesting questions
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:42, closed)

why?
They never get listened to?
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:43, closed)

Precisely

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:46, closed)

there's a whole board full of better questions than this
dumbass
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:46, closed)

Close the QOTW
It won't get any better than this.
No offence, waiter.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:51, closed)

I'm not really a waiter



I wash the dishes.


I wish I could be a waiter. Then I could wank on pizzas with the other boys.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:03, closed)

Mmmmm....
Man mozzarella (sp?)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:07, closed)