A pearoast from another qotw (Well, that taught 'em)
"I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:04, 6 replies)

It's really weird how many people have thought to do this
I've heard it so many times now, almost as if people are passing on someone else's story as their own.

I can't imagine most people would ever do it, even if it HAD occured to them, it's really fucking dangerous
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:06, closed)

Hang on
If you're saying what I think you're saying, you're accusing people on the internet of posting a story which isn't actually about them or, and I hate the implications of this, isn't even true at all.

Well, I'm shocked that anyone could just come out and say something like that. I'm going to have a little cry now.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:08, closed)

Blimey!
We can reply on QOTW now, get IN there!!!

Edit: Also- it is a shocking concept, I don't know where the hell I get off
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:15, closed)

Yes, it's dangerous
But so was I without a cup of tea in the morning :)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:30, closed)

hehe
That'll learn 'em.

On a more serious note however it is rather dangerous...TO STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S MILK AHAHAHAHA
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:11, closed)

I like this.
I've killed men for less.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:14, closed)