Digestive biscuits
My school year had just come back from the post 'O' Level holidays, we no longer had to wear the uniform, we were Sixth Formers. The perks of this were that we no longer had to hang around in the playground with the kiddies, we had a house, "Lower Sixth House" to be precise. It had two common rooms and a kitchen.

We instantly went into flat share mode: a few of the sensible boys brought in tea bags, milk, etc and the rest just nicked whatever was in the kitchen.

One boy, some called him Tim, for that was his name, had had enough of having his stuff nicked so he fitted a lock to one of the cupboards and locked inside it his tea bags, his other stuff and his packet of Digestive biscuits.

Some of the other boys, not me but I was a witness, unscrewed the lock and took out his biscuits. They ate all but one and then put the packet back in the cupboard and re-affixed the lock.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that they wiped the biscuit around the rims of 3 toilet seats and the urinals first.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:31, 1 reply)

lolz
please get another 15 years life and then pearoast!
(grumpynurse ,is playing minigolf on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:24, closed)