Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Falling out with the wife...We went through a bad patch about ten years ago, and we both seriously thought of splitting up, mainly because I was a total, TOTAL git to her.
One morning, after the usual row and filled with righteous vengeance, I spat in her tea.
No matter how much I stirred, it wouldn't go away, and a large greenie kept floating to the surface.
"Did you gob in my tea?" she asked pointedly.
"Er... no," I lied "I sneezed making it though. Is there something wrong?"
She got her revenge by collecting all my toenail clippings from the bedroom carpet, grinding them up and putting them in my mashed potato. Which I ate and asked for more.
We're over it now, thanks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:57,
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EurghShe left toenail clippings on the carpet?!?
Mingin.
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Noo...I left toenails clippings on the carpet.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:02,
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Minginget wood look-a-likey then she can brush them up with pubes too.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:55,
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i think roald dahl wrote a book about you and your wifedo you have creatures in your beard? :)
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gypsy turnips, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 18:56,
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