There was a guy who hung around with our group
He pulled the girl I really liked, and basically made her unhappy. She eventually broke up with him, and I confessed my feelings to her. She said she liked me too, but it was too soon after the other guy and she was leaving to go travelling the next day. I didn't see her again.

The next time our group was out, I got chatting to a rather lovely German girl. An hour later, the same guy had his tongue down her throat.

So I put my cock in his drink when he wasn't looking.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:14, 5 replies)

You should have left it in there for him to find.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:19, closed)

Good story....
but you should have left a pube in there, just so he knows.
(radio_shak has questions, got answers, on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:20, closed)

Better yet
you should have put your cock in the German girl.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:22, closed)

subtle
I like your style.
( rofl harris, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:21, closed)

brilliant
One of my friends (from Bar school!) has a Prince Albert. If he isn't wearing it, the ring is on a necklace. On several occasions, I have turned away from the pint clutched in my hand, and turned back to see him holding his hand above the pint, a lanyard descending into the black heart of my Guiness, his cock-ring swimming merrily in my pint.


This man is now a stock trader -- little wonder the market's screwed then.
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Sat 20 Sep 2008, 7:25, closed)