Here, drink this...
My friend Karl, for all his good qualities, is not the most quiet or sane of people when drunk. And what with this being his 18th birthday, he was monumentally drunk.

So drunk, in fact, that he agreed to drink anything we bought him. Big mistake.

It's an interesting if little - known fact that baileys, mixed with anything other than more baileys, curdles into a foul substance closely remembling cat sick, but without the charm. Even Baldrick would be ashamed.

Into one glass we got: Baileys, lime, guiness, stella, vodka, rum and wray and nephew - 63% rum. One sniff was enough to make you retch. Karl grabs the glass and takes a mighty swig. It was quite interesting to watch his expression change over the next half second or so, before he totally lost it. Hopping about, retching, shouting for water, and right now...

Cue a glass full of neat vodka. The reaction to this was even better.

And then cue the genius that is my friend Alex handing Karl the first glass back again with the immortal words "Have some beer Karl, it'll take the taste away".

So Karl, desperately trying to escape the taste of liquid death, downs the rest.

We didn't see him again that evening...
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:53, 1 reply)

baileys + cider i think it was
the precipitate tastes like chocolate yknow ;)
(El, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:28, closed)