teachers coffee
we had this computing teacher at high school he was actualy no a bad guy but he got ripped on for the was he was he was wee and fat camp and walked in a folating mincing way anay way one day a laddie in ma class gobbed in his coffee
in he came sat at his desk took a mouthfull and swished it around his mouth swallowed hard and this is the best bit
stood up and said in his poofy voice righ what one o you wee bastards spat in ma coffe
(reetard nobodyknowswheremyjohhnyhasgone, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:40, 7 replies)

Never
has a username been so apt.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:43, closed)

I think he's trying to call himself
Right Hard

In some form of vernacular from the north, but I share your view that deletion of an 'e' would be far more appropriate...
(dxg, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:52, closed)

yes

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:35, closed)

Jesus!
That was the hardest thing I've read in a long time.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:12, closed)

And it certainly
Wasn't worth the effort.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:15, closed)

noooooo
I think he's just Scottish
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 10:47, closed)

This is a syllogistic fallacy
One can be Scottish *and* intelligent. The two things are not mutually exclusive.

His being Scottish is not the issue. My problem is with the general illiteracy combined with the overt homophobia and, lets face it, general cuntbuggery.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 23:21, closed)