My ex-wife made me miserable in lots of ways...
...as detailed on previous qotw posts, in fact.

So, just after we'd split up I needed to get all my files off of my old computer (which I'd generously left with her).

We arranged to do it on an evening she'd be late home. She left the back door open and told me she'd be back at about 9, so I got there straight from work, plugged my portable hard drive in and got everything I needed from the PC.

While it was copying across I didn't touch any of her food, jizz in her shampoo, piss in her kettle or anything.

What's wrong with me?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 1:00, 3 replies)

you are sooooooooooooooooooooo
weird
( weaver., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 4:11, closed)

but revenge is a dish best served cold
if you do it now then she'll never suspect... :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 22:00, closed)

Your normality
and rational thinking stands out like a beacon, shining on the sore of a sea of vindictive scumbags. You get a click for not being a petty, shitting, jizzing, piss-fountain food violator.
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 5:44, closed)