Customers sometimes deserve it....
I work in a restaurant/café, and the clientele are usually lovely, but sometimes you get some knobbish old people who think they have rights over everyone younger than them.

you know, the ones that push in bus queues, saying it's their right to go first, or that they should be served first in shops because they were born first. twunts.

anyhoo, im not a thin guy, but i wouldnt say im hugely fat, just a muscularish build, with a mild student vodka gut. But apparently i'm still a target for geriatric abuse...

I went over to a table with some old woman on it, chatting to her friend about how the youth of today are all either on heroin, pregnant, infected with HIV, or a combination of all the above, and handed to her her strawberries and cream.

Instead of the usual "Thank you very much", or "Cheers" I instead heard the following comment:

"Goodness gracious me, look at all this cream...if we eat all this we'll be the same size as the waiter!"

Well, let's just say when she ordered her post-dessert coffee, there was probably more bodily fluid in it than water.

Bitch. Hope your false teeth fall out in the night and choke you. or your stoma bag bursts and you slip on your own shit.

/rant over :)
(the_biochem_ninja can resist everything except temptation, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 1:36, 2 replies)

What a cunt!
Why do some old people think it's OK to behave like this?!

I once saw the local mad old bitch approach a girl on a bus whose top had been lifted a tiny bit, exposing about an inch of her stomach, because she was holding her phone to her ear with one hand and hanging on to the rail with the other, grab on to each side of her t-shirt, yank it down and call her a 'disgusting black slut.'

Now, had it been me she had done that to I would have been torn between smacking her one and calling the police, but the poor girl was so shocked she just stood there with her mouth open looking like she was about to cry.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 12:36, closed)

revenge
I looked after a man who was due for a big operation, and, as he went off to sleep, he asked me when the baby was due (I am a chap). I thought to myself "I hope you die" and guess what......he did!!!
(grumpynurse ,is playing minigolf on, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 14:16, closed)