Cheap VS Expensive Ice Cream

Sitting eating a tub of fancy cookie dough ice-cream with then girlfriend in front of the TV when the bastard housemate asks if we'll leave her some. We answer "Yeah, 'course", which goes in one ear and out the other as we take the ice-cream to bed with us. The ice-cream is eventually used up over the next little while and shortly after we remember we had promised to leave a little for said bastard housemate. As the coast was clear downstairs, a quick look in the freezer turned up some value branded ice-cream we could try passing off as the original. While replacing the empty tub about a quarter full we remember what a shit the housemate is, so decided to throw the four used condoms from the bedroom in along with the poor quality ice-cream, mix with a little milk and mash/stir for a minute to give a good even consistency, being sure to push any exposed condom near the bottom of the tub.

Leave in the freezer and back to bed.

Nipped back into the kitchen after a little while to find the other housemate (the nice one) a bit surprised to find some rubber in the ice-cream he didn't think we'd mind him finishing. Hilarity ensued. It took quite some time to calm him down afterwards, explaining that it wasn't intended for him, and the small detail that prevented him going over the edge being that it "they weren't used condoms, that's just disgusting."

The funny thing was he didn't realise it wasn't the expensive brand till he dug a rubber one out with his spoon. One would assume then that if you were to find a tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough in someone else's fridge, you could eat it yourself, replace it with Tesco Value vanilla and some jizz and they'd be none the wiser.

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(nathanielle_jones, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 7:18, 2 replies)

Wait a second
So the bastard housemate is the one who actually asks if she can have some of your icecream, and the nice one is the guy who digs straight into your icecream without consulting you first?

Go figure.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 3:24, closed)

I know..
..I know, it didn't go to plan, but at least he'll ask from now on.
(nathanielle_jones, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:35, closed)