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a wee while back a mate and I got into a fairly heated prank war like most wars lost to history I fail to remember who started it (probly mee with some chilly sauce on his balls while he slept) well one night out at the pub I return from the bog and finish my drink. He asks "did you like that?"

I responded "yeah a lager always goes down well"

He then hits me with it "when you were in the bog I dipped my cock in it!"

I was utterly shocked how far he had taken this and I knew I couldn't live it down, so the next time he left the table (visited the jukebox) I not only dipped my wick but pised a little in it also... even scraped wee bit of cheese into it (settled in the head well)

The poor bastard was gagging (trying to make himself throw up) when I told him!!!

His ghoulish responce was "I'll get you back one day. Not telling you when but I fucking will!"

That was a couple of years ago now and I'm still too worried to leaving him alone with anything I intend to eat/drink!
(tammybear1985, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 12:40, 2 replies)

You put chilly sauce on his balls?
That must have been cold.
(littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 23:01, closed)

spicy
He was passed out and I just dripped it on... he wasnt happy at the mess.
(tammybear1985, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 23:07, closed)