Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I once......met a girl who said for religious reasons that pork was a forbidden.
This angered me somewhat, as I am a massive fan of pork. So to really drive the argument home I chloroformed her, took her to a farm, gagged her with a cumberland sausage (pork) and hypnotised a pig (pork) into rampantly having sex with her (pork)...
...that'll teach the pious bitch!
Can't we have a QOTW about helicopter crashes?
Yours
Stevie Ray Vaughan
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Sep 2008, 15:24,
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pork loversunite!
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