Wine: It's all bullshit
Have you seen that episode of 'Black Books' where Bernard and Manny drink a bottle of very expensive wine by accident?

Well, my then-girlfriend and I did that once. We were having a party at her mum's place, and I had a rummage through the kitchen cupboards to find some booze. Ahh! Wine!

I cracked it open and we drunk the lot. It was only the next day, as we cleaned up the carnage, that I happened to glance at the label.

It was from 1985. Oops.

What did we do? Well, I went to Tesco, got a bottle of cheap plonk for £2.25, and decanted it into the bottle through a funnel.

Her mum drunk that wine a few months later, when her and her boyfriend got married. Apparently it was 'delicious'.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:54, 3 replies)

Ahhh, disappointing...
...I thought you were going to claim complicity in the death of the previous Pope.

Have a click anyway.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:34, closed)

I'm sure
that the wine was from the cheap dusty side of the cupboard with only a few bottles in and not from the expensive side with hundreds of bottles with stickers saying 'londis' on.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:21, closed)

Port
Recently introduced Miss Photon's extended family to the 'Cheeky Vimto' - a slosh of port, topped up with a bottle of blue WKD. Tastes just like Vimto.

Her sister was very impressed, and between her and her boyfriend put away a good few Cheeky Vimtos when they got home. With his dad's treasured bottle of port.
(Photon wasting your time since, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 0:22, closed)