Spiking the punch
Back in my uni days, I went to a party at a friend's house. There was a pretty impressive turnout, and to water the masses a huge vat of punch had been made and was sitting on top of the cooker. It was pretty rank, so I added a few drops of tabsco to see if the taste improved (it didn't). On seeing this my idiot friend Gavin then took it upon himself to add spoonfuls of cocoa powder, marmalade, chocolate sauce and whatever else he could find in the cupboards. When the furious hostess demanded to know who had ruined the (very expensive) punch, he try to dodge all the blame by claiming that I'd started it. Arseface.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 16:15, 1 reply)

But...
...you DID start it.
(Musuko, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:11, closed)