If I dont die, kill me tomorrow
Tonight I have been out on the lash.
Yes I know its midweek, but BFs BIL was celebrating a pay rise and his GF saying yes to that question some guys ask.
Get your minds out of the gutter, its the M word!
An evening of come drink with us, leave your purse at home.
My kind of night.
We imbibed until closing hours, then were invited to his house to continue the celebrations.
Im afraid I mixed my drinks and reached that point of wanting to eat something, preferably either deep fried or rotating on a spike in a kebab shop.
Gladly I wasnt the only one, so his GF told us there was some left over stew from teatime.
So we called for it to be heated up.
Bowls were passed round.
We ate as only drunken people can do.
It was lovely, really hit the spot.
Now Im an omnivore, will eat fowl, fish and mammal, but not offal.
Nveer offal, it stinks.
When i held my bowl out for the refill she said oh you like heart?
HEART!!!!
An animals heart!
I dont think Ive ever run for the bathroom that quick before.
They laughed at me, my BF is due a roasting for it later, when i have fully recovered.
And when he gets home, well more likely in the morning.
Im here alone alternating between throwing up and doing web stuff for fear of going to bed and barfing again.
And in the morning Im sure I'll be in a better state than BF as ive emptied my stomach (several times)
Not exactly food sabotage, unless you have a morbid fear of offal.
Apologises for length, but you wanna see what landed in my toilet bowl :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 2:29, 5 replies)

mmmm
offal is where the flavour is - mum makes the best stuffed hearts!

Enjoy your hangover!
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 8:13, closed)

^This^
Haggis, tongue and heart are all good.

The absolute best has to be liver and bacon casserole though - Tasty stuff indeed!
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 8:41, closed)

Mmm... hearts ...
Stuffed hearts is lully. And I don't count hearts as offal - it's pretty much 100% pure muscle, a bit like steak (although tougher, which is why you need the casserole).

Kidney & liver, on the other hand, eugh. And thankfully I've never knowingly tried lungs, brains and all the rest (except in sausages of course).

Edit in reply to Viper - I love haggis, which does kind of negate the whole of my 'no liver, kidneys or lungs' argument. Such is the power of B3ta.
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 8:43, closed)

Haggis is the good shit
it's like sausage. doesn't matter what's in it, as long as you can't tell by its texture.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 9:35, closed)

Yeah,
Very good stuff!

And black pudding... Mmmm...
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 9:56, closed)