Apple Juice?
After a midnight run through the streets when i was 15 me and a couple of mates arrived back to his mum's house after being chased by a group of drunks. Safely inside, one of the mates that didn't reside there opened the fridge with the intent of imbibing a large amount of cold liquid. A tall glass jug of delicious looking apple juice sat wanly on the top shelf, joy thinks he as he necks about a pint's worth of recycled cooking oil his mum was storing. The look on his face as he realized what he had drunk was priceless, but the dog eating eating his oily spew as he produced it on the back porch was a joyous and always remembered occasion.
(neighbour of the beast 668 has watched you in secret on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 7:23, 2 replies)

Why?
In the name of all that is fucking holy did this fella's mum keep old cooking oil in the fridge?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 24 Sep 2008, 9:52, closed)

easy
coz she was a tightarse.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 5:08, closed)