My Friend and fellow B3tan Peteloaf
was at a party at my home and was rather pissed. He kept vomiting in to the bath whenever anyone came in to the toilet and tried to piss on his head.

I kept dragging his drunk ass out of the bath and sticking his head back in to the toilet. After about the third time I was pissed off.

He practically begged me to bring him some water. Several people had bought these bottles of really shit vodka. Pavlovs or something like that. I poured him a pint of if and told him that he was losing fluids very quickly and had better down it.

He did

The vomit in the bath was about three inches deep when he finished.

This is his profile www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=41817 point and laugh at him if you like ;)
( Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:43, 6 replies)

Delicate stomach
Is it me or does Peteloaf either shit or sick his way through everything?

Poor chap!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:06, closed)

I once witnessed him take a shit outdoors
whilst out cycling and wipe his ass on a filthy rag he found.

I hope he reads all this so he can confirm it. :P
( Peej, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:12, closed)

hah!
indeed.
*shame induced facepalm*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:46, closed)

LOLZ
Alcohol poisoning! LOL!!!11!!RLOFYAMO!!!11!
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:14, closed)

you big fat shit
it's a lie!

it was actually horrendously cheap aldi white rum.

you also missed the part where i blocked the ouside drain and it was raining so hard it almost came in the patio doors.

you ALSO missed the part where i was refusing to go to bed until i had a vessel to yarkle into so you ketp trying to give me a metal bin that i would not acknowledge the presence of, unitl you smacked me in the face with it.

ahh...
happy days.

i have a mighty stomach now (not only in constitution, but in size!) from years of living in what essentially is a student house, despite containing no students.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:45, closed)

Hahahaha
I forgot about the bin. Hurray for bin smacking

And yes the amount of puke going down the plughole blocked the drains.

I am sooooooo fucking sorry it was white rum and not vodka. Next time I shall write "some really cheap clear spirit"

I don't think the alcohol was in you long enought to cause any poisoning though!

LOLZ! I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU DED!!!111one
( Peej, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)