last week i moved in with a friend
he has been living alone for a few years, and shall we say his hygiene standards have slipped somewhat - something i am trying to rectify.

Anyway, In return for washing dishes and cooking dinner, he would make the sandwiches for lunch at work the following day.

This went on for abuot a week.

Then last thursday I offered to make them instead. I go to the kitchen, lay the out the bread on the chopping board, then i reach for the butter, and i am astonished. The butter is half Swiped and bright yellow, and half covered in Mold. I nearly borked.

Hed been making butties for me with Mouldy butter.

So i continued to make his, and told him i was gona get something in work instead.

Upon taking this up with hinm the following day, he argued that the non mouldy bits were ok to use...

still makes my mouth cave in at the thought...

It had fur all over it.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:28, 4 replies)

Butties is a great word!
That is all :-)
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 19:35, closed)

I think butties is a shit word
it reminds me of Vernon Kay and Sarah Cox. fucking tossers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 8:41, closed)

Saffer
perchance?

that said, Vernon Kay is a moong, so I'll save my righteous northern anger for another day.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 25 Sep 2008, 11:05, closed)

gross
how long does butter need to be in the fridge to actually go mouldy?
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 3:25, closed)