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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I am so so so so so sorry
I can't stand it, I know you spiked it
I'm a' set straight, this tuna pate
I can't stand cooking when I'm in here
'Cause your meat ball ain't so meat clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking pain in my side
Oh my god, it's a vomit barrage
I'm tellin' y'all food sabotage

So listen up 'cause you can't bake nothin'
You'll shut me down with a spoon of your mutton
But I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now I keep it on and on

'Cause whats on the menu you might not get
And we can bet so don't you get souped yet
You're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now food sabotage

feeling weak from my vomit barrage
Listen all of y'all food sabotage (x4)

I can't eat it, I know you grilled it
I'm a' set straight this tuna pate
I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this plaice
Because I feel disgraced because you puked in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm buddy rich when I whack off in the fridge
What could it be, it's a mirage
You're scheming on a thing, food sabotage
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:04, 7 replies)
I thought that was ace.
I especially liked rhyming straight with pate - top work.

*last minute clickies*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:09, closed)
I'm gonna kiss you
So, so hard.
That was epic!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:11, closed)
with tongue I hope?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:20, closed)
And a whole fist inside you.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:25, closed)
I shall just skip off for a good colon cleansing in preparation
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:33, closed)
For last minute beasties. Have a *click*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:25, closed)
brilliant! easier to understand than the original lyrics too...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:30, closed)

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