I am so so so so so sorry
I can't stand it, I know you spiked it
I'm a' set straight, this tuna pate
I can't stand cooking when I'm in here
'Cause your meat ball ain't so meat clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking pain in my side
Oh my god, it's a vomit barrage
I'm tellin' y'all food sabotage

So listen up 'cause you can't bake nothin'
You'll shut me down with a spoon of your mutton
But I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now I keep it on and on

'Cause whats on the menu you might not get
And we can bet so don't you get souped yet
You're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now food sabotage

Why
feeling weak from my vomit barrage
Listen all of y'all food sabotage (x4)

I can't eat it, I know you grilled it
I'm a' set straight this tuna pate
I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this plaice
Because I feel disgraced because you puked in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm buddy rich when I whack off in the fridge
What could it be, it's a mirage
You're scheming on a thing, food sabotage
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:04, 7 replies)

I thought that was ace.
I especially liked rhyming straight with pate - top work.

*last minute clickies*
(annexed, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:09, closed)

I'm gonna kiss you
So, so hard.
That was epic!
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:11, closed)

hmm
with tongue I hope?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:20, closed)

Tongue
And a whole fist inside you.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:25, closed)

marvellous
I shall just skip off for a good colon cleansing in preparation
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:33, closed)

Woo!
For last minute beasties. Have a *click*
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:25, closed)

absolutely
brilliant! easier to understand than the original lyrics too...
(Freeman163, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:30, closed)