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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Eh?
Erm I haven't been near a cucumber, Always thought gherkins would be good as they're knobbly but the vinegar put me off!
Damnit thought i was going to be first by accident there for a second!
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:52, 2 replies)
That's what *you* say

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:52, closed)

Yes I do and that is all I'm saying though a friend recommended giving a blow job with a mouth full of fizzy drink (just for a giggle) but I've never been cruel enough to do it.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:56, closed)

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