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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I once ate a mars bar out of an ex's front bum
it melts really quickly and becomes chocolate sauce.

Its messy and unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:00, 2 replies)
You're killing the romance here.
What would Mick Jagger say?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:49, closed)
He'd say
I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:02, closed)

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