Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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IF ONLY YOU WERE REAL!:(
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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But I'm a girl.With breasts.
And a frankly frightening capacity for pandering.
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Oh really?Well hello there.
Check your gazzes
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Goodness me!Is that really yours?
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Oh, absolutely.You can tell by the fighter jet in the background.
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The tales of your pole are all true!I feel breathlessly excited.
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On the first readI missed the last two words
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Oh, you'll never miss with me...(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39, closed)
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