Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Theres a good old fashioned song with some food versesThe quartemasters store
my favourite verses are often popping up after normal conversations, the mrs see's it coming (I have only just stopped saying one-time/two-times from the fugee's)
Can i have a kit kat prompts "A kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got"
And the mrs loves a cheesboard when in a rest-a-rante - "Stilton she wanted, my blue vein she got"
It amuses me no-end to see stilton sauces and the "Is that made from REAL stilton?" quizzically asked to a waitress as the mrs slowly tries to hide. Anticipation of the gag is so much more than the gag itself.
(i think rugby had a lot to do with the modern verses)
Oh marriage is both a joy and a curse.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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