Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Welsh GirlsThis was in a meeting at work, FFS.
I was at the front of the room, presenting something in an internal department meeting with about ten of us in it. One quite sweet but oddball girl from the valleys who works with us was sitting right at the front, absent-mindedly swirling her finger in her belly button (she was wearing a skimpy top), which I found quite odd, if somewhat arousing.
She then extracted something from her belly button and stared at it. I couldn't ignore this any more, it was too weird.
'Er... What's that?'
'I dunno, I found it in my belly button, like... I think it might be crumbs from something I was eating at lunch, or summin''
She put her finger to her lips and tasted.
'Nah - it was just cum'
Tenuous, I know, but this QOTW reminded me of it and I thought I'd share.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:12, 1 reply)
Ewwwwww.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:30, closed)
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