Food Sex Threesome-Related Pearoast!!!!
Originally in the 'Found' QOTW, where it was tenuous at best, but right at home here....

Basically, during a night of heavy drinking back in our student days, a friend got a text from a girl he'd been chatting to earlier in the night asking him to come to her room as she needed his 'help' with something.

He leaves the college bar and heads round to her room only to find the door unlocked and her and another girl from our year semi-naked on the bed, one of them smearing the other's breasts in chocolate Haagen-Dazs.

Now, for most red-blooded, hetero, male teenagers this would be one of the best things you could ever stumble across. For him, however, his drunken mind spoiled the moment.

You see, he put the fact he'd watched her knocking back the snakebite earlier in the night together with the text message asking for help and reasoned that rather than an invitation to join a threesome, what he saw before him was a girl who was so drunk she'd shat herself being incompetently cleaned up by her friend, who was so pissed herself that she'd just ended up making the situation worse by smearing the aforementioned shit all over the place.

He exclaimed 'I'm NOT getting involved in that', turned on his heel, and walked out.

The worse bit about it was that they both kept apologising for offending him for the next couple of days while he was internally kicking himself over and over again for being such an idiot.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:38, 2 replies)

Whoa!
I did not expect that! Have a click for chili dog goodness.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:05, closed)

The worst kind of kicking yourself.
I know that bad, I had a fuck buddy once, asked me if I wanted to join her in a threesome with 'Max'.
Worrying it may have been another bloke I declined.


I've since realised Max can be short for Maxine.
Biggest D'oh ever.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:07, closed)