Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Mystery kitkatIts fun to include food in sex, but it gets scary as fuck when you find a kitkat in its wrapper stuck to your partner. When 1.she doesn't like kitkats, 2.you cant remember buying kitkats since you owned this bed and 3. she showered not some five hours ago.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:33,
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Kitkat but sex-free anecdote -A mate and I were getting an elderly, dotty care home resident ready for bed.
Resident holds out Kitkat wrapper to mate, asks 'Will you put this in the fridge for me, dear?'
Mate says 'Course I will!', accepts it, looks closer, and sees... a turd.
Caught off-guard, she retches, while I hang onto the sink across the room, legs buckling, totally collapsed in laughter.
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