Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I've got loadsOf stories, but I can't afford the therapy for Sparklet Major..
Never mind, there's always next week...
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:29, 1 reply)
Same hereTwo of my sprogs're btards and I'm not sure they want to hear about their father waving a chocolate bar at me, leering and singing 'A Finger Of Fudge is just enough to give your wife a treat!'
Oh wow, 'erotic' doesn't even begin to describe it. Yeah.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:05, closed)
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